"My old assisstent wrote a book.
Why? Because That person or thin.
She will yell at people and inanimate objects.
But lucky for you, Rachel Ballinger is not most people.
Or reality show recaps.
Or for someone not responding to a ridiculously hilarious text message.
Or for liking coleslaw or cantaloupe.
Preorder it cuz I fired her so now shes poor & I like doing charity 4 peple cuz I a good person" -Miranda Sings Most people might not get angry at someone for going the speed limit. "My old assisstent wrote a book