What shade of nail polish works best for life in a post-apocalyptic hellscape? I\'m Brandee Jean, just your average Midwestern teenage beauty queen trying to survive the end of the world.
Turns out some fancy god guy kicked the bucket, and his powe.
I\'m not the only one who got zapped.
If it wasn\'t for the super strength I picked up after getting struck by lightning, I\'d be struggling worse than a pageant girl trying to win the swimsuit competition with a wedgie.
What shade of nail polish works best for life in a post-apocalyptic hellscape? I\'m Brandee Jean, just your average Midwestern teenage beauty queen trying to survive the end of the world