NB: This book is a SATIRE.
Do you have a neighbour or, heaven forbid, friend or family member, who regularly spews utter nonsense in Your direction along the lines of their government being out to chip them or that a quack aromatherapy pill like vitamin D might save lives from Covid? Or perhaps you have been accosted by a random conspiracy theorist in the street who adamantly believes that everyone should add horse-dewormer to their morning coffee or that lockdowns aren\'t the pinnacle of scientific acumen that they clearly are and that whoever invented them should obviously win a Nobel Prize? This, at last!, is THE book you need in order to arm yourself with bulletproof Arguments and put these poor deluded souls in their proper place once and for all! In it, you will learn: How to counteract the views of fringe, far-right scientists who say that lockdowns mightn\'t be the best idea (!) Why society under lockdown has arguably never been better for our general happiness levels or mental wellbeing How to factcheck like a pro Why masks make you really sexy (but why wearing masks in combination with pantyhose will not only make you even sexier but will protect you amazingly against Covid) The countries that did it best: Australia, Canada, Austria and, of course, the dear old Emerald Isle! (Don\'t we just punch above our weight in everything?) And the places that did it worst: Belarus, Mexico, Romania, Florida and Sweden...oh, Sweden! How is it that a formerly liberal utopia became such a far-right nightmare? The nefarious dealings.
Sensing that the mentally soft among us could be prone to believing any old kind of nonsense, he set out to write a book to counteract the nefarious mis-, dis- and downright crackpot information that is currently being spread among the nether regions of the internet.
He was, at a certain point however, utterly horrified to learn of the existence of certain total thickos, tinfoil hat wearers and those who were generally of a conspiratorial disposition.
Consequently, he has devoted every waking moment of the Covid Era to advising all government cabinets everywhere on the supreme value of masks, lockdowns, mandates and being vaccinated at least once a month.
Louth, he knew that if there was one thing governments needed for their response to Covid, it was his enormous brains.
Founder, sole lecturer and provost of The Termonfeckin Institute of Expertise in Ireland\'s beautiful Co.
Oisín MacAmadaín is an expert, one of the best, in fact.
Prof.
NB: This book is a SATIRE
