Known for his cute, disturbing, and utterly absurd novels, cult author Carlton Mellick III returns with a tale of childhood love and spontaneous Face explosions.
From the award-winning author of Sweet Story and The Haunted Vagina , comes a twisted love story that is as creepy as it is heart-warming..
And as their relationship gets serious, Ethan realizes that the only way to make it work is to become just as strange as she is.
But the more he gets to know her, the weirder her condition turns out to be.
At first, Ethan believes he can deal with his girlfriend\'s face-exploding condition.
Then her Face bursts, spraying meat and gore across the room, her eyeballs and lips landing in his strawberry sundae.
She just gets so excited that pressure builds under her skin.
He\'s not sure why it happens.
Whenever they go on a date at the Dairy Queen, her Whole Fucking Face explodes.
But there\'s a problem.
Although she scares all the other kids in school, Ethan thinks Spiderweb is the cutest, sweetest, most perfect girl in the world.
The one they call Spiderweb .
The one who can\'t sit still for even a minute and speaks in an odd squeaky voice.
The one with the twitchy eyes and spiders in her hair.
Ethan is in love with the weird girl in school.
Known for his cute, disturbing, and utterly absurd novels, cult author Carlton Mellick III returns with a tale of childhood love and spontaneous Face explosions
