The author\'s one man war on crimes against common sense has not yet been won.
He\'s learnt a little along the way, including: why binge drinking is good for you; the worst word in the English language; the problem with America; and how to dispose of a seal..
But it\'s not all bad.
And out hero\'s still scratching his head at the madness of it all.
The author\'s one man war on crimes against common sense has not yet been won