Description A quest for the perfect birthday present leads to ever grander (and ever more imperfect) gift ideas in this clever metafiction story that\'s hilarious any day of the year.
Then, the ten-scoop ice cream cone (a disaster to carry),.
First, there was the pair of hand-knitted birthday socks (have you ever tried knitting birthday socks?).
But somehow, none of the best ideas seemed to pan out. ?I wanted to get you the greatest present ever, ? our narrator tells us.
Description A quest for the perfect birthday present leads to ever grander (and ever more imperfect) gift ideas in this clever metafiction story that\'s hilarious any day of the year