In This hilarious wilderness comedy, the perfect book for teen boys, the teaching methods in an ultimate survival camp are about to get deadly serious...
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It looks like the victim of a zombie apocalypse, the camp director is a psycho drill sergeant, and Henry\'s sure he saw a sign written in blood...
Strongwoods isn\'t exactly as advertised.
Which is why Henry is being shipped off to Strongwoods Survival Camp.
Sadly, his dad doesn\'t agree.
But wuss is a little harsh.
Skinny nerd? Fine.
Henry Lambert would rather play video games than spend time in the great outdoors--but that doesn\'t make him a wuss.
Wilderness Survival Tip #3 If you\'re relying on This book for actual survival tips, you\'re dead already.
You\'re doomed, but that\'s a wicked cool death.
Wilderness Survival Tip #2 In case of an avalanche, don\'t despair.
Somebody might Have told you that, but they were trying to find out if you\'d really do it.
Wilderness Survival Tip #1 Drinking your own sweat will not save your life.
In This hilarious wilderness comedy, the perfect book for teen boys, the teaching methods in an ultimate survival camp are about to get deadly serious..