Well hark at you, stumbling upon my autobiography.
Firstly I\'d like to emphasise that I have WRITTEN THIS BOOK MYSELF, so be assured you\'re getting the TOOTH, the WHOLE TOOTH and NOTHING BUT THE TOOTH! (Which was my original choice of title, but babe, we\'re so over that.) This book documents my story, year by year,.
Bet you wouldn\'t have put money on that three years ago, eh?! Please don\'t stress yourself out too much, though, it\'s actually socially acceptable nowadays that you\'re interested.
Well hark at you, stumbling upon my autobiography