Discworld\'s pesky alchemists are up to their old tricks again.
And they\'re definitely not ready for their close-up.
It\'s up to Victor and Gaspode the Wonder Dog to rein in the chaos and bring order back to a starstruck Discworld.
Holy Wood\'s magic is drifting out into the boundaries of the universes, where raw realities, the could-have-beens, the might-bes, the never-weres, and the wild ideas are beginning to ferment into a really stinky brew.
But the click of Moving pictures isn\'t just stirring up dreams inside Discworld.
So does Theda Withel, an ambitious ingenue from a little town you\'ve probably never heard of.
He can\'t sing, he can\'t dance, but he can handle a sword (sort of), and now he wants to be a star.
Hearing the siren call of Holy Wood is one Victor Tugelbend, a would-be wizard turned extra.
This time, they\'ve discovered how to get gold from silver--the silver screen that is.
Discworld\'s pesky alchemists are up to their old tricks again