"I\'ve awakened in a stone box about the size of a large coffin...
Especially when you\'ve got an allergy to sunrise and sunset, a fire-goddess for a mother-in-law, demonic adversaries, random assassins, an.
It\'s not easy, being King.
What does that say about my life choices?" --Eric, amateur magician, part-time vampire, and accidental king. "Hmm. "I\'ve woken up in worse places.
I\'m filthy, everything aches, and, by the various so-called gods, I smell awful. "I\'ve awakened in a stone box about the size of a large coffin..