In this witty spoof of fairy tales, Christian, who lives in a cave with a troll for a dad, is clueless about how amazingNand stupefyingNlove can be. overflows with oddball characters and sage observations--and ends with a slapstick happily-ever-after that\'s full of surprises.. . .
With echoes of William Goldman\'s modern classic The Princess Bride, Jean Ferris\'s hilarious parody of Once Upon a time .
And now that he\'s fallen for the princess, it\'s up to him to untwist an odd love triangle--er, rectangle --and foil a scheming queen who wants to take over the kingdom, even if it means bumping off her own daughter.
But Christian wasn\'t warned.
But then, maybe, Princess Marigold would be dead.
If his dad had only warned him about all that mind-boggling love stuff, maybe things wouldn\'t be such a mess.
He lives in a cave with a troll for a dad, after all.
He was clueless when he started spying on the royal family through his telescope.
Who knew love could be so amazing--and stupefying? Not Christian.
But now that Christian\'s fallen for Princess Marigold, it\'s up to him to untwist an odd love triangle and foil a scheming queen.
In this witty spoof of fairy tales, Christian, who lives in a cave with a troll for a dad, is clueless about how amazingNand stupefyingNlove can be
