Look, I didn't want to be a half-blood. .. .
This is the one where Zeus, God of the Sky, thinks I've stolen his Lightning bolt - and making Zeus angry is a very bad idea .
Now I spend my time fighting with swords, battling monsters with my friends and generally trying to stay alive.
That's when things started really going wrong.
Until I accidentally vaporized my maths teacher.
The usual.
I was just a normal kid, going to school, playing basketball, skateboarding.
I never asked to be the son of a Greek god.
Look, I didn't want to be a half-blood