I\'m Val Thorvald, and I\'m an assassin.
Maybe some cursing and.
But thanks to my half-elven blood, a powerful sword named Chopper, and a telepathic tiger with an attitude, I\'ve always been able to handle my problems with aplomb.
This doesn\'t make me popular with the rest of the magical community--as you can tell from the numerous break-ins and assassination attempts I\'ve endured over the years.
Permanently.
When magical bad guys hurt people, I take care of them.
I\'m Val Thorvald, and I\'m an assassin