An unbelievably hilarious middle-grade true story from bestselling author Jordan Sonnenblick. and grow up to write a book about it. . .
By keeping his cool (some of the time), banging on the drums (a lot), and keeping his sense of humor (all the time), Jordan\'s going to try to make it through the year .
And all this doesn\'t even include the freak swing set accident, the fears inside his head, or the funniest class presentation ever. -- There are bullies ready to stomp him when all he has to defend himself with is a lunchbox. -- He is finding that becoming The World\'s Best Drummer in no time whatsoever is maybe not the easiest goal. -- His pet snake has given birth to way, way, way too many baby snakes, all who need a home.
And breathing is never really an optional activity. -- He has a slight breathing problem because of his asthma.
Like, is totally out to get him even when he\'s trying to be good, and is willing to fail him on the simplest things, like Show and tell.
Like, really hates him.
Here are some of the thing going wrong: -- His teacher hates him.
Take this year.
But for Jordan, there\'s A LOT going wrong ALL THE TIME.
In a typical school year, every kid has one or two things go wrong.
An unbelievably hilarious middle-grade true story from bestselling author Jordan Sonnenblick
