Deep in The Land of Broodsarrow, just outside the village of Gneirwil, and high on a cliff overlooking the Everbleed Sea, there stands the Faggiest gothic castle that any mortal being has ever seen. the Faggiest vampire.. . .
Now Dargoth Van Gloomfang must figure out a way to out-shine this young newcomer if he wishes to ever reclaim his throne as .
One that emits such a grand amount of fagginess that one cannot help but be completely overwhelmed by his presence.
A younger, hippper vampire.
That is, until a new Vampire came to town.
The citizenry of Broodsarrow sure has its share of faggy vampires, but old Dargoth has always been by far the Faggiest of them all.
Living in this ancient faggy castle is none other than the well-renowned vampire, Dargoth Van Gloomfang.
Deep in The Land of Broodsarrow, just outside the village of Gneirwil, and high on a cliff overlooking the Everbleed Sea, there stands the Faggiest gothic castle that any mortal being has ever seen
