Want to know a secret?It\'s about that girl over there.
Don\'t look, but she\'s the one in the power suit-with the long, black hair and the serious expression, the one I\'m about to go on a date with . she has no idea I know.. . .
Here\'s another secret .
The High Heel Harlot wants more than just a date with Jason Orson, she wants to be able to claim the best butt in baseball as hers.
Was I oblivious? Probably.
Was I blind to it? Definitely.
But I\'m no fool, I see it now.
I didn\'t know her name until two days ago, despite the friends we have in common.
Button Up Blouse has a secret, passionate crush on me.
Miss. .
Yeah, according to her, she accidentally donated an obscene amount of money to my charity - The Lineup - to win said date but I found out the truth. .
Want to know a secret?It\'s about that girl over there.
Don\'t look, but she\'s the one in the power suit-with the long, black hair and the serious expression, the one I\'m about to go on a date with
