I, King Rupert Pickle XIV, hereby declare that all the characters and events chronicled in this tale are true and authentic.
I have affixed my royal seal an.
None of the names were changed, nor were locations altered.
The Olympic events reported in the story (dragon wrestling, the giant climb, the moat swim, etc.) actually took place and the winners accurately reported herein.
All the people portrayed by the author lived at the time of the Pickle-Chiffon Pie Olympics held in June of 1348.
I, King Rupert Pickle XIV, hereby declare that all the characters and events chronicled in this tale are true and authentic