Some people are born boring.
Because even after it\'s over, life can still be a downright bloody mess..
This rekindled relationship sets off a chain of events thrusting him right into the chaos that is the parahuman world, a world with chipper zombies, truck driver wereponies, maniacal necromancers, ancient dragons, and now one undead Accountant trying his best to survive.
One fateful night - different from the night he died, which was more inconvenient than fateful - Fred reconnects with an old friend at his high school reunion.
Timid, socially awkward, and plagued by self-esteem issues, Fred has never been the adventurous sort.
Fred managed to do all three, and when he woke up as a vampire, he did so as a boring one.
Some even die boring.
Some live boring.
Some people are born boring
