For over 20 years, Carlton Mellick III has been writing some of the strangest and most compelling novels the bizarro fiction genre has to offer.
Brace for an unforgettable and frightening love story From the author of Clownfellas and Cannibals of Candyland ..
Because the clowns From the Dimension of Death are even more terrifying and dangerous than he ever imagined and the woman that he Married might just be the most horrifying creature to ever crawl out of his deepest, darkest nightmares.
But after they get married, Timothy discovers his phobia might have been the only thing keeping him alive.
They fall in love and Timothy believes his phobia has finally been cured.
Timothy has no idea how to handle living in a world full of these cartoonish creatures until he meets a Clown Girl named Puppy Caterpillars who happens to be the cutest, sweetest Girl he\'s ever encountered.
But now that our world is besieged by clown-like invaders From another dimension, his phobia is spiraling out of control.
He\'s always found them disturbing and creepy and weird.
What if Killer Klowns From Outer Space was also a romantic comedy? Timothy is terrified of clowns.
Described as one of the top 40 genre fiction writers under the age of 40 by The Guardian and one of the most original novelists working today by extreme horror legend Edward Lee, Mellick returns with an absurd horror satire about the nature of love and fear.
For over 20 years, Carlton Mellick III has been writing some of the strangest and most compelling novels the bizarro fiction genre has to offer
