Roaring from the rear, tooting the trouser trumpet - whatever you call it, we all fart.
Give them their rightful recognition: a book of fart-related activities and puzzles to keep them engrossed, along with fascinating facts to blow their mind..
And everyone knows a keen farter - with their knowing smile, never shying away from taking the blame.
Roaring from the rear, tooting the trouser trumpet - whatever you call it, we all fart