``This book should be tucked under punch bowls at every debutante ball and bundled with boxes of Girl Scout cookies from here on out.`` --Amelia Gray, author of Gutshot and Isadora We sniff our knickers; we bite our own toenails; we laboriously dig out ingrown hairs: Women aren\'t as ladylike as people would like to imagine.
Using anecdotes collected from hundreds of anonymous sources, this gleefully disgusting Illustrated book rewrites our definition of feminini. ``This book should be tucked under punch bowls at every debutante ball and bundled with boxes of Girl Scout cookies from here on out.`` --Amelia Gray, author of Gutshot and Isadora We sniff our knickers; we bite our own toenails; we laboriously dig out ingrown hairs: Women aren\'t as ladylike as people would like to imagine
