The multi-talented Lemony Snicket spins another uproariously unhappy tale about three captivating and resilient orphans facing yet another bout of outrageous misfortune as they encounter a flock of crows, a strict council, a prison break, a censored library, a harpoon gun, and a hot-air balloon.
With all due respect, Lemony Snicket.
It is my solemn and sacred occupation to research each detail of the Baudelaire children\'s lives and write them all down, but you may prefer to do some other solemn and sacred thing, such as reading another book instead.
I can think of no single reason why anyone would want to open a book containing such unpleasant matters as migrating crows, an angry mob, a newspaper headline, the arrest of innocent people, the Deluxe Cell, and some very strange hats. has been faithfully and dreadfully recorded in these pages.
Nobody in their right mind would read this particular book about the lives of Violet, Klaus, and Sunny Baudelaire on purpose, because each dismal moment of their stay in the Village of V.
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NOW A NETFLIX ORIGINAL Series Dear Reader, You have undoubtedly picked up this book by mistake, so please put it down. 128 p.
The multi-talented Lemony Snicket spins another uproariously unhappy tale about three captivating and resilient orphans facing yet another bout of outrageous misfortune as they encounter a flock of crows, a strict council, a prison break, a censored library, a harpoon gun, and a hot-air balloon
