If DAVID RAKOFF and DAVID SEDARIS had a baby and that baby was Betty.
Welcome to All the Women in My Brain..
Reader? This book is my opus and it is chaos. and then she glazed over into a haunted stare.
As a dear friend said after reading this book, it\'s either a masterpiece, or it\'s...completely...
Whether that dream is love or liberation or enough IMDB credits to taze the demon snapping at my ankles, we won\'t know until the shit-fanning end.
Let\'s laugh at my failures and then quietly hope with me for the dream.
Let\'s hop from wild dissections of modern womanhood to boarding school musings to the glossy cringe of Hollywood.
Because maybe you feel this way too.
With a raised eyebrow and a soul-scalpel, I\'d like to tell you how I got this way.
That\'s why I feel like a million selves.
These Women take turns at the wheel. slowly vomiting up a crow? Worried for her. . .
Rash, and a host of others--some cowering in sweatpants, some howling plans for revolution, and one, oh God, and one .
There\'s Blanche VonFuckery, Ingrid St.
And also: I have a brain full of women.
I have tits the size of printers.
I have passion.
I have depression. *takes six long gulps of water during which you\'re like, may I help you? * My name is Betty.
Hi. (Dani Shapiro) Oh.
In this collection, EMMY AWARD-nominated ACTRESS/WRITER Betty Gilpin writes like an avenging angel, weaving a tapestry of light and darkness, hilarity, and pathos. --Zoe Kazan If you\'ve ever felt like you were more, or at least weirder, than the world expected? you\'re not alone...
If DAVID RAKOFF and DAVID SEDARIS had a baby and that baby was Betty
