A quirky, nostalgic send-up to the Oregon Trail computer game, featuring snarky and hard-earned life Lessons from the trail. all the way to the Willamette Valley..
Step 1: Loosen up Orion\'s belt...) With its laugh-out-loud commentary and its absurdist nostalgia, ...
And Then You Die of Dysentery is the ultimate trip down memory lane ... (The night sky was the original Netflix & Chill. (The first signs of gentrification ) -- Invite your sweetie to cuddle with you while looking up at the stars. (It\'s not just PR code for why a celebrity went to rehab.) -- If you hunt too frequently in one area, game will become scarce.
Featuring a four-color design in the game\'s iconic 8-bit format, alongside pop culture references galore, the book offers 50 humorous, snarky Lessons gleaned from the game\'s most iconic moments, including gems such as: -- Suffering from exhaustion is a real thing .
Pack your wagons, find your ride-or-(literally) die friends, and roll up to Matt\'s General Store with a sack of cash--it\'s time to hit the Oregon Trail, twenty-first-century style ...
And Then You Die of Dysentery is the perfect send-up to the sometimes frustrating, always entertaining, and universally beloved Oregon Trail computer game.
A quirky, nostalgic send-up to the Oregon Trail computer game, featuring snarky and hard-earned life Lessons from the trail
