Reader, beware! This is a BAD book.
Don\'t you?.
And you always do what you\'re told.
The only reason anyone would DARE read this book is if they are VERY BAD and never do what they\'re told.
ABSOLUTELY NO DRAGONS.
No dragon hunters.
No fire-breathing dragons.
No flying dragons.
And NO DRAGONS.
No betrayal.
No magic.
Luckily no one would want to read it as it is extremely BORING and contains NO ADVENTURE whatsoever.
A VERY BAD book that will bring you nothing but BAD LUCK.
Reader, beware! This is a BAD book