BaneNaked surfer.
Permanently.
Problem is, Bane is not a boy, he is all man, and I\'m falling, crashing, drowning in his sweet, perfect lies..
Literally-I cut boys from my life.
A con, a liar, a thief and a fraud.
Last I heard, he was extorting the rich and screwing their wives for a living.
Which is why I\'m more than a little surprised to find him at my threshold, looking for my friendship, my services, and most puzzling of all-looking humbled.
Thing is, I\'m on a boycott.
Habitual pothead.
BaneNaked surfer