There are two kinds of women in the world - those I can bang, and those I can\'t.
Beauty and the Beefcake is a vegan-friendly standalone romantic comedy featuring a hockey player whose vocabulary is the only thing smaller than a hockey puck, a book-smart but aimless ventriloquist with too many voices in her head, a dilapidated old house that may or may not be haunted, and no cheating or cliffhangers..
And it\'s getting harder to remember why I need to keep my hands to myself.
She makes me feel like something more than a dumb puckhead with a big Zamboni pony.
But every minute I spend with Felicity is another minute she gets under my skin.
Should be easy to resist her.
I don\'t talk at all, if I don\'t have to.
She talks too much.
I\'m the sausage.
She\'s the fruit.
I\'m the brawn.
She\'s the brains.
I moved in with her to protect her from a nasty ex, not to be the next guy in line.
My teammate\'s sister? She\'s a can\'t .
There are two kinds of women in the world - those I can bang, and those I can\'t
