I is Pig.
It's all 1000% true and 10,000% BONKERS!.
They'd all tell you...
Just ask Duck, or Cow, or Ki-Ki, or Rusty.
If I was reading it I would be like, '
Don't be silly! Stuff like this would never happen to a pig, it's totally impossible.'
But it's not.
I wouldn't blame you.
In fact, if you is the kind of farmer what finds it hard to believe unbelievable stuff, you should put it down RIGHT NOW.
This is my Diary and I doubts you will believe any of it.
I is Pig