\'I have him bitched, balloxed and bewildered, for there\'s a system and a science in taking the piss out of a screw and I\'m a well-trained man at it.\' So writes Brendan Behan , poet, writer and literary legend, of the episode that coloured his life.. \'I have him bitched, balloxed and bewildered, for there\'s a system and a science in taking the piss out of a screw and I\'m a well-trained man at it.\' So writes Brendan Behan , poet, writer and literary legend, of the episode that coloured his life.