Sex, drugs, and insatiable bottoms.
There, I managed to restrain.
I\'m too direct.
My filthy mouth always gets me into trouble.
A fuckin\' date Do I look like someone who wants to go on a date? Fuck me.
Better that they had just thrown me on the ground and had their way with me.
Where are the real men? Gay guys who like it rough and ready at the click of their fingers, who want nothing better than to ram a moderately hot just-past-twink-years bottom like me? I spent the night bored off my brain at a gay pub where a group of gay swingers thought they were on to a good thing by inviting me on a date.
Are you laughing yet? Why are gay men so fuckin\' boring? They\'d rather sit around discussing the latest Lady Gaga clip or gay rights for Antarctic penguins than get down to the nitty gritty.
There, I freely admit it.
The whole thing is my own fault.
Godknowswhereville, attempting to hitch a ride outa here.
Where am I? Your guess is as good as mine.
I lost my sneakers somewhere during the night.
How else would you explain my predicament? The facts speak for themselves; it\'s two o\'clock in the morning, it\'s the middle of winter, and I\'m pissed off my brain - at least I think I\'m pissed because it could be drugs - wearing nothing but a T-shirt, and jeans, with bare feet.
Excerpt: I\'m such a fuckwit.
Whether it\'s the guy who misses his stop on the last train of the night and ends up with three hunky workman repairing the tracks, a bottom who falls, literally, at the feet of three hot workers putting in a speed hump outside his door, a sex shop worker who goes to the aid of his favorite porn star bottom, a straight boy who bets his ass on a sure thing in a card game, a top man who finds his real calling at a private sex club, or the lead singer in a Korean boy band, these boys give new meaning to Entry at the Rear.
Who doesn\'t love a good bottom boy? The men in these stories are better than good...they\'re totally insatiable, they simply can\'t get enough of what keeps them happy.
Sex, drugs, and insatiable bottoms
