Sure, everyone does it; but everyone tries to hide it a little differently.
Grossly hip illustrations by the Fudge F.
The attached battery powered Fart machine reproduces each emanation in accurate sound.
This hilarious book identifies the habitat, range, voice, and "field marks" of tencommon wind breakers, from the gentle hiss of the Silent-but-Deadly to the rip-roaring flatulation of the Seismic Blast.
Farts: A Spotter\'s Guide will help you pinpoint he (or she) who dealt it every time.
Sure, everyone does it; but everyone tries to hide it a little differently