Who\'s ready for the holidays? Not us! Grab your needle & thread and get ready to stab away the stress of the Holidays with this collection of Festive f*cking patterns-and maybe even make a few gifts to boot! Let\'s face it - the Holidays can be stressful.
And above all, have a Happy F*cking Holiday! TOP DESIGNERS : Patterns created by some of the f*cking best-selling Cross-Stitch designers and influencers on Etsy 20 Festive PATTERNS : Festive As F*ck includes 20 hilariously sassy patterns to help ease the stress of the holiday season EASY-TO-FOLLOW-DESIGNS : With simple instructions and clear and easy-to-follow patterns, even a novice potty-mouth can enjoy this filthy holiday fun INSPIRING IMAGES : Full-color images of the finished projects help ensure success and offer ideas of how to frame and display your Festive artwork THE PERFECT SNARKY GIFT : Make the best f*cking gifts of the season with hilarious and irreverent cross stitch designs that will make anyone laugh their ass off..
Stitch your stress away with a little Hello Drunk, I\'m Christmas for your tree, or make a Deck the Halls and Not Your Family for your sibling.
Now, you can release your holiday anxiety with some truly irreverent and silly sentiments, and make a couple of presents in the process! Featuring 20 patterns from the crafting world\'s most bad-ass cross-stitchers, this book has everything from a simple Ho ornament to a sampler featuring Clark Griswold\'s famous Hallelujah, holy shit, where\'s the Tylenol? There is no previous experience required here! In addition to simple instructions and clear, easy-to-follow patterns, you get a basic lesson in Cross-Stitch technique, so anyone can make these designs.
A LOT.
When the peppermint latte won\'t cut it, you might find yourself in need of something to stab.
Who\'s ready for the holidays? Not us! Grab your needle & thread and get ready to stab away the stress of the Holidays with this collection of Festive f*cking patterns-and maybe even make a few gifts to boot! Let\'s face it - the Holidays can be stressful
