Immortality isn\'t all it\'s cracked up to be, especially for the 3,375-year-old virgin of Mount Olympus.
Banished by the gods, Cupid plunges to Earth and lands in present-day Tarra, Indiana, where mortals go on about their daily routine.
His dull, sheltered existence takes an abrupt turn for the worse when he sends an arrow into the wrong rump.
Day after eternal day, Cupid launches his love-tipped arrows, then watches from the sidelines while everyone else has all the fun.
Immortality isn\'t all it\'s cracked up to be, especially for the 3,375-year-old virgin of Mount Olympus