A book for anybody who\'s ever had a beard, thought about a beard, seen a beard, not had a beard. monster*! Where did it come from? How should the islanders deal with it? And what, most importan.
Or at least it is until one famous day, when Dave, bald but for a single hair, finds himself assailed by a terrifying, unstoppable...
By which we mean: orderly, neat, contained and, moreover, beardless. The job of the skin is to keep things in. On the buttoned-down island of Here, all is well.
A book for anybody who\'s ever had a beard, thought about a beard, seen a beard, not had a beard