The samurai didn\'t stand a chance.
So what does a hotheaded former samurai like Sakata ``Gin`` Gintoki do to make ends meet? Take any odd job that comes his way, even if it means losing his dignity....
And then they confiscated everyone\'s swords.
Next, they took all the jobs.
First, the aliens invaded Japan.
The samurai didn\'t stand a chance.
Just because your date has cat ears doesn\'t necessarily mean she\'s an alien. 5.
When the scariest thing in your haunted house is one of your customers, just pack up and go home for the day. 4.
Stomping on giant beetles the size of small cars is both messy and really dangerous. 3.
Talking smack to a blind swordsman is NEVER a good idea.
Gold can be found in the strangest places (not always up your nose).2.
Even an Inch-long Insect Has a Soul Gin\'s ``Five Things They Don\'t Teach You in Samurai School`` List 1.
So what does a hotheaded former samurai like Sakata ``Gin`` Gintoki do to make ends meet? Take any odd job that comes his way, even if it means losing his dignity.
And then they confiscated everyone\'s swords.
Next, they took all the jobs.
First, the aliens invaded Japan.
The samurai didn\'t stand a chance
