From the bestselling author of Thank You for Smoking and Make Russia Great Again comes a comic tour de force, the story of one man\'s lively and funny ( New York Journal of Books ) journey through lockdown during the Covid-19 pandemic.
Could it be the local military base? Has Anyone Seen My Toes? is a laugh-out-loud ( Publishers Weekly ) romp through a time that has been anything but funny..
Why is Putin so keen to control who decides who died peacefully and who by foul play in Pimento County.
And he\'s discovered nefarious Russian influence on the local coroner\'s face. been trying to read Proust and thinks the French novelist missed his true calling as a parfumier.
He\'s.
His iPhone is fat-shaming him.
He knows what that means: dementia! But even in these scary times, there are plenty of things to do to distract him.
Things were going from bad to worse even before his doctor suggested a battery of brain tests.
In short, your typical pandemic worries.
His wife thinks he is losing his mind.
He thinks he has Covid.
He\'s told Peaches so often about the origins of the word mayonnaise that she\'s developed an aversion to using the condiment.
He struggles to work--on a ludicrous screenplay about a Nazi attempt to kidnap FDR and, naturally, an article for Etymology Today on English words of Carthaginian origin.
He\'s been binge-eating for a year and developed a notable rapport with the local fast-food chain Hippo King.
During the pandemic, an aging screenwriter is holed up in a coastal South Carolina town with his beloved second wife, Peaches.
From the bestselling author of Thank You for Smoking and Make Russia Great Again comes a comic tour de force, the story of one man\'s lively and funny ( New York Journal of Books ) journey through lockdown during the Covid-19 pandemic
