He\'s got a million fans, but I\'m not one of them.
Sure, I\'ve watched every movie he\'s starred in.
And yes, I read all the tabloids he\'s on the cover of.
But that\'s only because it was my job as a gossip blogger.
I stopped actually caring about him the night he stood me up for our high school prom.
So when he shows up at the bed-and-breakfast where I\'m filling in, I make sure he knows I won\'t treat him like royalty just because he\'s famous now.
Because I can see through the facade he has his.
He\'s got a million fans, but I\'m not one of them