Pish.
Captain Hook.
Should I fail, those bastards will murder everyone, including the children.
Guess I\'ll be making this up as I go.
Hunting submarines with a sailing ship is a new one even for me.
I stand ready to fight for my people, but the odds are grim.
What can I say? I regret getting caught.
This time, I\'ve started a war.
When my theft was discovered, the dwarves launch a devastating sneak attack against my island nation home.
Ambition may have led me to overstep my bounds.
Pirate life aside, all I have ever wanted was a safe place for the Lost Boys I rescued.
Pillagin\', drinkin\', and wenchin\' are a pirate\'s callings, but don\'t steal from dwarves-they hate the competition.
Pish