Description"Somebody with credentials has combed through a mountain of boring literature, highlighted all the ticklish parts and served them up for appreciation.
Whether you\'re a criminal defense lawyer or just a self-taught expert in outrageous offenses, How to Become a Federal Criminal is your wonderfully weird window into a criminally overlooked sector of American government..
Leaving the country with too many nickels, drinking a beer on a bicycle in a national park, or importing a pregnant polar bear are all very real crimes, and this riotously funny, ridiculously entertaining, and fully Illustrated book shows how just about anyone can become--or may already be--a Federal criminal.
Written a letter to a pirate? You might be looking at three years in the slammer.
Have you ever clogged a toilet in a national forest? That could get you six months in Federal prison.
This is an excellent book for people who like to start sentences with \'Did you know that...\'" --The New York Times A hilarious, entertaining, and illuminating compendium of the most bizarre ways you might Become a Federal criminal in America--from mailing a mongoose to selling Swiss cheese without enough holes--written and Illustrated by the creator of the wildly popular @Crime ADay Twitter account.
Description"Somebody with credentials has combed through a mountain of boring literature, highlighted all the ticklish parts and served them up for appreciation
