Everything a dog owner needs to know to nurture a canine companion with both an exaggerated sense of his own wonderfulness and paralyzing self doubt, this text bursts with sage practical advice distilled from decades of experience training dogs of all breeds.
Little, Brown and Company From the authors of the bestselling Yiddish with Dick and Jane and Yiddish with George and Laura , this essential guide is sure to be a complete howl.
For the first time, the same dynamic blend of passive-aggressiveness and smothering indulgence, that unique alloy of infantilization and disingenuous manipulation that created generations of high-achieving Jewish boys and girls, can be applied to create a generation of high-achieving Jewish doggies..
What do I say to people who want to know how I can spend $1500 and up on a dog when there are so many dogs to be rescued from the pound? The (make-believe) Rabbis of the (fictional) Boca Raton Theological Seminary have developed the essential dog training program for raising a Jewish dog.
Dogs are animals, does this mean you qualify for some kind of Federal ranch subsidies? 6.
Does the insurance kill you or is it okay? 5.
Is this a stable business? Do you make a decent living? 4.
But if not, is this refundable? 3.
Are these dogs nice? I mean of course they are.
What kind of job is this, growing dogs? 2.
Questions to Ask a Breeder: 1.
Everything a dog owner needs to know to nurture a canine companion with both an exaggerated sense of his own wonderfulness and paralyzing self doubt, this text bursts with sage practical advice distilled from decades of experience training dogs of all breeds.
Little, Brown and Company From the authors of the bestselling Yiddish with Dick and Jane and Yiddish with George and Laura , this essential guide is sure to be a complete howl
