\'Once I took some black puddings out of the freezer only to find a mole! I had found it in the garden and intended to send it to Chris Packham for Springwatch\' Mrs D\'My mum said women of a certain age shouldn\'t wear beige jackets as from the back they look like a baked potato.\' Lorna - EdinburghTravelling back in time:I don\'t want to be a killjoy, but I remember a time before duvets were the norm, so I\'m already apprehensive.
I am passing my distractions on to you..
I promise that you\'ll laugh at least once.
So here we go.
This book might be a perfect conversation starter at a dinner table, or the last thing you\'re flipping through before bed.
I hope that every page tickles your fancy.
I consider my love of distraction a thing to be cherished.
Like the annuals of my youth, this book is filled with puzzles, activities and mental musings.
I felt it might be up to me to get the cellar ready, but Mum was rather casual about the whole thingI am genuinely Distracted by everything, and I don\'t think I\'m alone in this.
And bearing in mind the lack of female toilets now, basic needs are going to be tricky.
Stylish Snippets:Children, drunks and leggings NEVER lieThe Atom BombThe idea of \'the bomb\' had me awake for years. \'Once I took some black puddings out of the freezer only to find a mole! I had found it in the garden and intended to send it to Chris Packham for Springwatch\' Mrs D\'My mum said women of a certain age shouldn\'t wear beige jackets as from the back they look like a baked potato.\' Lorna - EdinburghTravelling back in time:I don\'t want to be a killjoy, but I remember a time before duvets were the norm, so I\'m already apprehensive
