In \'How to be a Footballer\', PETER CROUCH took us into a world of bad tattoos and even worse haircuts, a world where you\'re on the pitch one minute, spending too much money on a personalised number plate the next.
Whether you\'re an armchair expert, or out in the stands every Saturday, or haven\'t put on a pair of boots since school, this is the real inside story of how to be a footballer..
We will learn about Gareth Bale\'s magic beans, the Golden Rhombus of Saturday night entertainment, and why Crouchy\'s dad walks his dog wearing an England tracksuit from 2005.
In \'I, Robot\', he lifts the lid even further on the beautiful game.
In \'How to be a Footballer\', PETER CROUCH took us into a world of bad tattoos and even worse haircuts, a world where you\'re on the pitch one minute, spending too much money on a personalised number plate the next
