John Dies at the End is a genre-bending, humorous account of two college drop-outs inadvertently charged with saving their small town--and the world--from a host of supernatural and paranormal invasions.
His essays at Cracked.com have been read by tens of millions of people around the world.
About author(s): JASON Pargin is the New York Times bestselling author of the John Dies at the End series as well as the award-winning first book in the Zoey Ashe series, Futuristic Violence and Fancy Suits , formerly published under the pseudonym David Wong.
But as you read about these terrible events and the very dark epoch the world is about to enter as a result, it is crucial you keep one thing in mind: None of this was my fault.
I\'m sorry to have involved you in this, I really am.
Unfortunately for us, if you make the right choice, we\'ll have a much harder time explaining how to fight off the otherworldly invasion currently threatening to enslave humanity.
You still do.
John and I never had the chance to say no.
The important thing is this: The sauce is a drug, and it gives users a window into another dimension.
Why? You just have to trust me.
Even the part with the bratwurst.
You need to read this book, to the end.
The only defense is knowledge.
You\'re under the eye .
You\'re in the game.
You touched the book.
But it\'s too late.
You may not want to know about the things you\'ll read on these pages, about the sauce , about Korrok , about the invasion, and the future.
You might want to change yours.
Those names are fake.
My best friend is John.
My name is David.
They\'re watching you.
It\'s too late.
NO, don\'t put it down.
You should not have touched this flyer with your bare hands. --Don Coscarelli, director, Phantasm I-V , Bubba Ho-tep STOP. \'page-turner\' is an understatement. --Joe Garden, Features Editor, The Onion [Pargin] is like a mash-up of Douglas Adams and Stephen King...
Engaging, comic, and terrifying.
Every time I set the book down, I was wary that something really was afoot, that there were creatures I couldn\'t see, and that because I suspected this, I was next. [ Jason Pargin ] has updated the Lovecraft tradition and infused it with humor that rather than lessening the horror, increases it dramatically.
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John Dies at the End is a genre-bending, humorous account of two college drop-outs inadvertently charged with saving their small town--and the world--from a host of supernatural and paranormal invasions
