It\'s time for Jesus to attempt his second coming, but linear time progression doesn\'t apply to extra-spatial deities, so he ends up coming again long before the first time - the Jurassic period. to set things right and stop the apocalypse and figure out whether the universe really should be run by a bunch of insane deities, or whether it\'s better to wipe out heaven and let them sort it all out themselves Action, adventure, insanity and good ol\' fashioned heresy.
Who is behind this forced evolution, and what could they stand to gain? Is heaven full of heroes, or gibbering lunatics? It\'s up to J.
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Something has been providing them with products that shouldn\'t be invented for another billion years or so, from the as-seen-on-tv catalog, and they\'re taking full advantage of it.
Mammals however, are the most disgusting, rotten, violent things imaginable, and they seem to be evolving into something worse with the help of a little cosmic power.
They have a bizarre, but seemingly decent civilization going.
They have a sensible social contract.
They have mythical metals.
What they do have is the hum, a magical frequency capable of shaping the world.
Jesus goes into Predator mode, arming himself to the teeth and slaughtering them wholesale, trying to find someone who\'s capable of nailing him to a cross so he can get back home, however, dinosaurs don\'t have thumbs.
Once he arrives, expecting to see a bunch of human beings who\'ve been waiting for him for two millennial seasons, he is surprised to find himself in a weird civilization full of thunder lizards.
It\'s time for Jesus to attempt his second coming, but linear time progression doesn\'t apply to extra-spatial deities, so he ends up coming again long before the first time - the Jurassic period
