It\'s time for Jesus to attempt his second coming, but linear time progression doesn\'t apply to extra-spatial deities, so he ends up coming "again" long before the first time - the Jurassic period.
Jesus goes into Predator mode, arming himself to the teeth and slaughtering them wholesale, trying.
Once he arrives, expecting to see a bunch of human beings who\'ve been waiting for him for two millennial seasons, he is surprised to find himself in a weird civilization full of thunder lizards.
It\'s time for Jesus to attempt his second coming, but linear time progression doesn\'t apply to extra-spatial deities, so he ends up coming "again" long before the first time - the Jurassic period