Me: Ask me what happens in Vegas...
You get Knot so Lucky even when you think you hit the jackpot..
That\'s what happens in Vegas.
So, yeah.
And let\'s not mention how you definitely took a trip to pound town with his friends.
Except for bam-tiny hiccup, his personality cancels out his hot AF face. sober ...until you can skip town with an annulment and a shirt that reads, I\'d hit that.
So now, you have to pretend to like him...
Because after an epic walk of shame, you find out he\'s some insanely famous bad-boy quarterback who\'s in the midst of cleaning up his act.
But that\'s not even the worst part.
Then *allegedly* participate in depraved group activities with him and his friends in the honeymoon suite of a five-star hotel.
TIE THE Knot WITH A GUY YOU JUST MET.
What happens is that you get make out with strangers and pee in a parking lot drunk.
Samantha: What happens in Vegas? Me: Let me tell you.
Me: Ask me what happens in Vegas..
