Never borrow pants from your brother.
Now I have to convince Lila Valentine--the woman I can\'t stop thinking about, my b.
And she very much doesn\'t like being lied to.
Then find out that she\'s the one thing standing in the way of your dreams.
Leave her unsatisfied after making out in a bathroom.
And you\'ll lie to a woman in a club about your real name.
Especially if he\'s a size smaller than you are, because all that pressure in the junk will short-circuit your brain.
Never borrow pants from your brother