This Treasury of Southern sayings contains almost 2, 000 expressions from over 400 contributors.
Brought back memories of childhood." - "If you are from the South or a transplant to the North-you will laugh and love this book."About the Author: Tim Heaton is an Expat Southerner from Mississippi whose misspent career.
Lots of expressions that I had forgotten." - "Great sayings of the south.
It\'s a coffee table keeper." - "Great Southern sayings, never heard some & others that I had brought back wonderful memories." - "Loved it Just what I was looking for.
Some laugh out loud sayings." - "One of the most truly funny and entertaining books. " then, "Remember this one?..." - My favorites were, you smell like you want to be left alone, her hair looked like it caught on fire and was put out with a brick.
Regardless, this book made me laugh out loud." - "If you pick it up you will not put it down Three sayings in I yelled to my wife; "You gotta hear this one...
WHAT THE READERS SAY ABOUT THE BOOK - "This book, although a bit bawdy at times, is entertaining no matter your heritage." - "The book is a light, comical and easy read exposing the true Southern sayings we all remember our folks using here in the south." - "There are sayings for every life situation, sayings I grew up hearing, and ones that I\'d never heard.
GOODBYE: Don\'t let the door hit ya\' where the good Lord split ya\'.
Momma Said: I brought you into this world - I\'ll take you out.
FAIR WARNING: Don\'t let your bulldog mouth overload your hummingbird ass.
GOOD ADVICE: A new broom sweeps clean, but an old one knows where the dirt is.
INSULTS: If brains were leather, he wouldn\'t have enough to saddle a June bug.
ON THE FAIR SEX: Everything she\'s got is right on the showroom floor.
NO: I\'d rather sandpaper a bobcat\'s ass in a phone booth.
GREETINGS: I ain\'t seen you in a minute YES: Sure as a cat\'s got climbing gear.
Each is categorized to make it easy to find the perfect, and often hilarious, saying for any situation.
This Treasury of Southern sayings contains almost 2, 000 expressions from over 400 contributors
