You know all those stories that claim fairies cry sparkle tears and elves travel by rainbow? They\'re lies. com.. annastan.
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When she\'s not writing, Anna spends her time teaching, reading, and challenging unicorns to games of hopscotch.
She was named the 2006-2007 Writer-in-Residence at the Boston Public Library.
Nielsen, author of Elliot and the Goblin War About the Author: Anna Staniszewski lives outside of Boston, MA with her husband and their adopted black Lab, Emma.
But then along comes "Prince Charming" asking for help, and, well, what\'s a tired girl like me supposed to do? "Jenny is an adventurer I\'d definitely want in my corner if my Life ever took a wrong turn from Happily Ever After." -- Helene Boudreau, author of Real Mermaids Don\'t Wear Toe Rings "Readers will laugh their way through the ups and downs of Jenny\'s many (mis) adventures." -- Jennifer A.
So -- I\'m done I\'m tired and I want to go back to being a normal girl.
And let\'s not even talk about trying to do my homework.
My friends have all forgotten me.
I\'ve never had a social life.
I travel across enchanted kingdoms saving magical creatures and fighting horrible beasts that most of you think are only myths and legends.
I\'ve spent my Life as an official adventurer.
All lies.
You know all those stories that claim fairies cry sparkle tears and elves travel by rainbow? They\'re lies
