A grasshopper walked into a bar and ordered a drink.
I mean, would it kill you to laugh a little?".
With Borscht Belt gags from Brooklyn to Bel Air to Boca, Old Jews Telling Jokes is like chicken soup for your Funny bone.
Some are just naughty and some are downright bawdy but either way you ll laugh till you plotz.
What we get are jokes that are funnier than a pie in the punim: Abie and Becky jokes; hilarious rabbi, doctor, and mohel tales; and those Bits just for Mom (Q: What s the difference between a Jewish mother and a Rottweiler? A: Eventually a Rottweiler will let go ).
Now Old Jews Telling Jokes mines mothers, fathers, bubbies, and zaydes for comic gelt.
For five thousand years, God s chosen people have cornered the market on knee-slappers, zingers, and knock-knock jokes.
The bartender looked at him and said, You know we have a drink named after you? The grasshopper replied, You have a drink named Stanley? Schtick happens.
A grasshopper walked into a bar and ordered a drink
